{"id":320,"date":"2016-02-18T12:24:25","date_gmt":"2016-02-18T12:24:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/?p=320"},"modified":"2016-02-18T12:24:25","modified_gmt":"2016-02-18T12:24:25","slug":"coming-soonto-kill-a-mockingmouse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/archives\/320","title":{"rendered":"Coming Soon\u2026To Kill a Mockingmouse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My next blog post will be a step-by-step guide designed to help you master the fine art of trapping any mice that dare to invade your home. My qualifications? My house appears to be the epicenter of the entire North American rodent infestation.<\/p>\n<p>But today, <!--more-->I wanted to ask you a favor. My middle grade\/tween novel, <em>The Day I Washed My Face in the Toilet<\/em>, is free on amazon until Saturday (February 20). Even if you\u2019re completely booked for the next decade and doubt you\u2019ll have time to read it, if you simply downloaded it, it would really help me. A lot. Please check it out here: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Day-Washed-My-Face-Toilet-ebook\/dp\/B00SV9QQ5A\/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&amp;qid=1455797378&amp;sr=8-1.\">The Day I Washed My Face in the Toilet<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/BK00013045.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-232\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-232\" src=\"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/BK00013045-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"BK00013045\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/BK00013045-200x300.jpg 200w, http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/BK00013045-683x1024.jpg 683w, http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/BK00013045-624x936.jpg 624w, http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/BK00013045.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My next blog post will be a step-by-step guide designed to help you master the fine art of trapping any mice that dare to invade your home. My qualifications? My house appears to be the epicenter of the entire North American rodent infestation. But today,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-320","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing-tips"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/320","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=320"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/320\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":322,"href":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/320\/revisions\/322"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}