{"id":377,"date":"2016-09-15T14:35:17","date_gmt":"2016-09-15T14:35:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/?p=377"},"modified":"2016-09-15T14:35:17","modified_gmt":"2016-09-15T14:35:17","slug":"coming-soonthe-hot-pepper-horror","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/archives\/377","title":{"rendered":"Coming Soon\u2026The Hot Pepper Horror"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My next blog post will be about why only a total idiot would try caramelizing one pound of hot peppers\u2014hot peppers that rank 15,000 on the Scoville scale. The Scoville scale, I\u2019ve discovered, is a measure of how long your face will itch and burn if you lean over a pan containing one pound of bubbling hot peppers.<\/p>\n<p>But today, I wanted to let you know that the Spanish translations of four of my kids\u2019 books are free on amazon for two days\u2014today and tomorrow (Sept. 16). If you\u2019d like to practice your Spanish, I hope you\u2019ll download them. You can check them out here\u2026 (and thank you!)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2cqlRBd\" target=\"_blank\">El d\u00eda que me lav\u00e9 la cara en el inodoro<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2ccGlfl\" target=\"_blank\">Fiesta de pijamas en el zool\u00f3gico<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2ccGlfl\" target=\"_blank\">No hay nada malo con Claudia<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2cQDGo5\" target=\"_blank\">Pericos y palomitas de ma\u00edz<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My next blog post will be about why only a total idiot would try caramelizing one pound of hot peppers\u2014hot peppers that rank 15,000 on the Scoville scale. The Scoville scale, I\u2019ve discovered, is a measure of how long your face will itch and burn if you lean over a pan containing one pound of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-bits"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=377"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":380,"href":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377\/revisions\/380"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}