{"id":639,"date":"2017-12-31T12:51:18","date_gmt":"2017-12-31T12:51:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/?p=639"},"modified":"2017-12-31T12:51:18","modified_gmt":"2017-12-31T12:51:18","slug":"my-6-new-years-resolutions-and-why-you-should-make-some","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/archives\/639","title":{"rendered":"My 6 New Year\u2019s resolutions&#8230;and why you should make some"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A lot of people aren\u2019t making New Year\u2019s resolutions this year. I think they should. New Year\u2019s resolutions give you the opportunity to look ahead and mull over exactly how much you\u2019re willing to change in a 12-month period. Here are my resolutions for 2018:<\/p>\n<p>1. I will accept, and even embrace, my total dependence on caffeine to get through the day, and wine to self-medicate in the evenings.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>2. My blog posts will continue to be erratic and devoid of any true social meaning. You\u2019re welcome.<\/p>\n<p>3. I will take my vitamins if I remember.<\/p>\n<p>4. I will brag about how cute my cats are, despite the fact that one is so fat it looks like a hairy hot water bottle.<\/p>\n<p>5. I will wear pajamas as often as possible and for as long as possible.<\/p>\n<p>6. I will continue to eat for pleasure and then complain about my weight.<\/p>\n<p>There, was that so hard? Let me know what your resolutions are\u2014or steal mine. I don\u2019t mind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A lot of people aren\u2019t making New Year\u2019s resolutions this year. I think they should. New Year\u2019s resolutions give you the opportunity to look ahead and mull over exactly how much you\u2019re willing to change in a 12-month period. Here are my resolutions for 2018: 1. I will accept, and even embrace, my total dependence [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-639","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-bits"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/639","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=639"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/639\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":641,"href":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/639\/revisions\/641"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/brendakearns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}