I recently came back from a vacation that involved 55 hours of driving over six days. I only mention this because the night I got home from this so-called “vacation,” I cancelled my gym membership, ordered an elliptical trainer through amazon and vowed to never drive again. Ever. One problem: Ellipticals don’t come in one piece. Thinking of ordering one yourself?

1. Learn sign language. Two men dropped off the elliptical. English wasn’t their first language. It wasn’t their second language, either. Continue reading →