My next blog post will be about my one week attempt at following a paleo diet (I now understand what the word “hangry” means).
But today, just a quick note: Continue reading
My next blog post will be a step-by-step guide designed to help you master the fine art of trapping any mice that dare to invade your home. My qualifications? My house appears to be the epicenter of the entire North American rodent infestation.
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My next blog post will be about what I learned while attempting to make falafels—a Middle Eastern classic—from scratch. Hint: You’ll want to have a fire extinguisher handy.
But today, I wanted to tell you that my French early chapter book, Pyjamazoo, is free on amazon until this Sunday (Nov. 29). If you or your kids would like a fun read that helps you practice your French, you can download it here: Pyjamazoo!
Thank you!
Brenda Kearns
Okay, if you’ve ever wondered if you might be an introvert, here are five key warning signs:
1. The thought of spending an entire day at home in your PJ’s gives you a thrill. Because a PJ day is the Best. Day. Ever.
2. You’d rather have an enema than get dragged to any event requiring audience participation. Continue reading
I’m delving into more serious material with my new book, Home. It’s a young teen novel about three kids who’ve been placed in a foster home in the country. The problem: Allie—the oldest of the three—is determined to reunite her birth family, at any cost.
My own family was enriched—but also turn apart—by the experience of fostering high-risk kids like Allie. I wrote this book to honor the struggles that these children face.
Home is free through Story Cartel until August 3. If you’re interested, Continue reading
I’ve been a devoted Marsha Skrypuch fan for years (in a Healthy, Well-Adjusted Adult Fan kind of way, not in a Perhaps It’s Time For a Restraining Order kind of way). My post about her athletic prowess—The Day Marsha Skrypuch Whipped My Butt—will give you some hint as to my level of admiration for this woman.
Marsha writes historical fiction—books that I love to read, but if I actually tried to write one I’d turn into a raging alcoholic within 48 hours of starting the literature search. And I should stress that Marsha’s books aren’t just good—they’re award-winningly good. She’s received over 50 awards and nominations for her work, including two Ontario Silver Birch Awards. Her 19th book, Dance of the Banished, will be published in August.
Marsha—who appears to have found some way to clone herself—also teaches at the Humber School for Writers, runs book camps, and oversees an online critique group for writers. I’ve also discovered that if you throw yourself at her feet, look pathetic and whine like a baby, she’ll offer you extremely valuable—yet completely free—writing advice to post on your blog. Here’s what she gave me to share with you. I wouldn’t do this for just anybody, you know. You’re welcome.
Like a thousand novels or more. You’d be amazed at the number of people who want to be a novelist but hate reading. Being a voracious reader is the single most important attribute of successful novelists.
“When I retire, I’m going to be a novelist.” Just like you can’t suddenly run a marathon, you can’t suddenly write a novel. Muscles need to be trained for both activities and that’s where the ten minutes comes in. Give yourself ten minutes each day even if you have no idea what you’re going to write. Give yourself ten minutes a day even if those ten minutes are the commercial breaks for So You Think You Can Dance.
The first few days that you’re confronted with your ten minutes, you’ll probably stare at a blank screen (or page) and sweat. But after a while, you’ll develop writerly habits. You’ll eavesdrop on the next table at lunch, not for the gossip, but for the nuance of speech. When you read the paper, your mind will spin with story potential from the various little tidbits. Your mind will wander with story ideas on the way to work and you may even end up missing your stop. As this begins to happen, you’ll barely be able to contain yourself until you get to your precious ten minutes. Once you’ve been writing enthusiastically for about a month solid during your ten minutes a day, you’re ready to start on your novel.
This is the beginning of a novel. As an example, my WWII trilogy
Stolen Child/Making Bombs for Hitler/Underground Soldier
all started with this question: “What would happen if two sisters were kidnapped together by the Nazis in WWII yet both suffered completely different fates?”
Once you’re brainstormed your core story question, you need to brainstorm your characters. For each key character, sketch out this:
*What/whom does my character want? Love? Need? Be very specific.
*What quirks and habits does my character have?
*What could get in the way of them achieving their wants/loves/needs? Think of the interaction of characters and how if one person gets their goal, someone else won’t get theirs.
Not to eat—to grab a job application form. Make copies. Fill one out for each of your characters.
Begin at dawn. Be careful to note each action, and also the physical space, right down to what their sleeping area looks like and what they break their fast with. Depending on whether they’re in a space ship or medieval England it will all be very specific to your story. You’ll be amazed at how much you learn about your character by following them for 24 hours. And if you listen closely, you’ll find out what your story is really about.
Is there a scene vivid in your mind but you don’t know the before or after? Awesome! Write it. Keep on writing these scenes that are vivid. Once you have a critical mass of them, you’ll see that they practically self-organize, sort of like how raindrops form a puddle.
Once you’re plunged into your story, you’ll be writing far more than ten minutes a day, but stop writing before your brain is completely empty of story. Stop partway through a paragraph, even partway through a sentence, and go out and do something physical. Everyone has their own creativity limit. For me, it’s three hours. Anything written beyond the three hours a day is trash.
In other words, write what you can while in the heat of it, leaving blanks and XXXs for spots that you’ll fill in later. Do research as you need to after you’ve done your daily writing but don’t use research as an excuse not to write.
One of the best revision methods is to delete the first 25% of your first draft. Now that you know this, don’t angst over every word. You’re going to revise, delete rejig down the line, but right now you’ve got to get the story down in first draft.
I didn’t realize my mistake until I was picking out cover images for my books. Every book—every single book—contained a parrot. A lively, personable, trouble-making parrot. I was floored. I’d written and edited those stories over the last 18 years, and had only recently decided to publish them as ebooks. At no point had I made a conscious decision to let parrots steal the show in every book. Yet there they were, all vying to be part of the cover designs.
So how did I become secretly (and quite cluelessly) obsessed with parrots? Thinking back, it happened over a two-year period in the mid-80s. I was living in an apartment that housed two Amazon parrots, and I was working in a wild bird care center Continue reading
When Christoph Fischer asked if I wanted to do a blog interview and have it posted on his site, I said yes…very, very hesitantly. Could I sound intelligent and mature enough for his audience? (um, no) Could I come up with dramatic and compelling personal stories to inspire his readers? (not a chance) Would anyone actually care about my daily writing routine? (very unlikely, since I sit in my pyjamas, push cats off my desk and poke at a keyboard) Continue reading
