In a large glass jar, mix:

4 cups chopped ripe fresh pineapple
6 cups cheap vodka
1 cup white sugar

Shake really well (for best results, put the lid on first). Set the jar on a counter so you can admire your creation. Once each day, give the jar a few shakes to mix the ingredients, and to enjoy the snow globe-like effect.

Seven days later: 

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